Route 81 to Forest passes through typical Buckeye cornfields. On the way, it passes through the tiny crossroads "town" of Dola. Despite the fact that Dola is probably 100 times smaller than my hometown - Middletown, Ohio - they somehow managed to snag a large, gleaming post office which is 100 times nicer than mine. "People come here from Lima and Findlay to mail their packages at Christmas," the postmaster told me."There are no lines here, do you see any lines?" he said, gesturing towards a cavernous, empty lobby at 4 p.m.